Monday, 9 May 2011

Apple beats fanboys, rape may be next on agenda.

We have all seen them. Cues going back a block on the streets of Melbourne or Sydney ect on apple launch day.
But, the iPad 2, well that's taken it to a whole new level

On a recent launch day in Beijing for the iPad 2 wifi only model (delayed due to Japan tsunami and manufacturing delays) a scuffle broke out between two Chinese 'fanboys' over who was more deserving to get an iPad 2 first.
Needless to say, apple weren't taking any violence on such an important day.

As any dedicated employee wanting to not damage the spotless "ahem" reputation of their company would do they broke up the fight... With a 4mm steel bar.

The resulting pictures are the aftermath of the fight.













On a side note, the steel bar was powder coated black as apple are currently having issues producing white versions of their ifanboy bludgener due for release in November








"business as usual I guess"

One quote from a witness indicates this:
Sanlitun Apple Store bloodshed, because too many people queuing waiting suddenly closed shop, where the weather is so hot multi-line Burongyia, Apple stunned party to a foreigner and a Chinese man actually hands-on, people with the scene confirmed the man was wounded also the guests lined up to buy Apple products.We look at the quality of foreigners, but also that, to earn the money we have in China is also the name of our people.

If you understand that then you are a god

-Zac

Johnny depp can't see his own film in 3D

In a recent tweet, the Pirates of the Caribbean star Johnny Depp stated that due to an abnormality in the shape of his eyes, he unfortunately can't see any 3D films in, well, 3D.


3D lenses angle the light coming through the glasses in a way that creates an overlapping image using the two captured pictures or 'plains'.
If the viewers eyes aren't pointing to the right degrees the lenses won't angle the light at the correct angle.

This unfortunate syndrome can only be rectified through eye surgery. (won't include an image for that one folks) But not all hope is lost! The Pirates star CAN view his most recent film in 3D! All he needs is prescription light angling glasses costing roughly $3m
Come on captain Jack Sparrow! You have all of that Aztec gold and you won't even dish out $3m!

-Zac

Thursday, 5 May 2011

Bark really not as bad as it's bite

If you are scared of the idea of looking down the barrel of a gun knowing that you are going to get hurt then try to imagine staring down set snout of an attack dog bearing superfangs





The US army have paid $200,000.00 per tooth for their attack dogs to have not titanium based diamond encrusted teeth but pure, 100,\' titanium

I wouldn't want to get in the way of that

-Zac

Gizmodo developers and bloggers conference update! Again...

We came in 2nd position! Still an effort I guess


-Zac

Gizmodo developers and bloggers conference update! Again!

Haha I won a WINDOWS BRANDED drink bottle and a WINDOWS BRANDED polo shirt.
I love supporting other companies whilst looking as nerdy as possible


-Zac

Gizmodo developers and bloggers conference update!

Round 2 results.
Well my team are just above average.
Doesn't mean the xbox Is mine.

Go http://www.gizmodo.com

-Zac

Gizmodo developers and bloggers conference update!

Wow! My team did really bad at the first round of quizzes.

Also, got mah windows azure code for free windows azure.
Thanks microsoft for the free stuff.
Cross fingers I win the xbox up for grabs.


-Zac

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