Tuesday, 31 May 2011

THE INTERNET, this is why we can't have nice things.

the internet was created to be a social medium and file sharing space between people and countries. what happened?

i don't know about you but the philosophy behind this isn't as deep as the poster would like it to be.

so i leave this question up to you people of the internet. ponder this deeply. post thoughts in the comments if you wish but think, if you ate yourself would you get twice as big or disappear entirely?

sometimes sexual exploration should not be posted on the internet

as this couple from florida found out sometimes askig the internets for help with your sex life could be quite detremental to your relationship (or ego)
having said that, jump to http://creativesextoys.com/component/content/article/1-for-men/3-lego-masturbator.html to see a real, working lego sex toy created by some lonely people.

i'm no good at painting but this representation of what the "lego auto masturbator's" designer may look like:

Monday, 30 May 2011

portal, it can be impossible

I've been getting into portal 2 for the last few weeks (don't own it but watch playthroughs as i don't have enough money (really want it though))
i have been quite interested though of the impossibilities of the portal world. one such impossibilities is shown bellow (click on image to maximise)
so want that game

if dogs were fonts.

this representation designed and created by " fuck yeah dementia!!1! " is total awesome for your eyeballs

angry ass birds is epic!

if only all fan art was this cool

sleep cake. dont eat and drive

not kidding, this small snack found throughout the U.S. is chock full (excuse the expression) with melatonin.
a natural drug found in the human body used to send you to sleep.
a warning on the label reads that eating more than 3 a day can be deadly.
this cake is not a lie.

gameitis- it's worst form

Game Arthritis is a gallery by Matteo Bittanti and IOCOSE
his volunteers appear twisted and deformed depending on their chosen consoles






"What are the real effects of digital gaming to our fingers, hands, and bodies? The conformity of interfaces produces deformity. It’s a fact. Call it “the reality of the virtual”. Prolonged vicarious aggression lead to permanent physical disfiguration. Gaming activities produce real consequences for the users. Research has been conducted for years in several clinical laboratories across the globe but doctors and researchers are not willing to share their findings with the general population. However, evidence of new technologically-induced diseases is now becoming known outside of the scientific community. These pathologies - labeled collectively “Game arthritis” - are officially not “recognized”. The authorities have dismissed this hidden epidemic as “mass hysteria”. But according to some scientists - who speak under condition of anonymity fearing ostracization - these undiagnosed disorders are the psychopathology of ludic societies. Digital technology is indeed damaging users’ fingers, arms, postures… Even their DNA is compromised. Game arthritis is not supposed to exist. Game companies do not want to talk about it. Clinicians and dermatologists do not want to discuss it. Labs refuse to run tests. And yet, thousands of players manifest similar symptoms. Thousands of players feel real pain in their bodies. Affected subjects are not delusional. Photos and images are beginning to circulate on the internet. We have collected a few samples."

check out the full website over at http://gamearthritis.org/